I once went strolling by the shore,
Looking for a mermaid, Sir!
Such a clever chap as I,
She never would evade, Sir!
One day I spied the lady,
Swimming in the sea, Sir!
I marveled at the wondrous sight,
Unveiled that day to me, Sir!
Her hair was long, a deep sea green,
She had quicksilver skin, Sir!
And, oh her eyes, how to describe,
They'd drive a man to sin, Sir!
Her breasts; two full and floating globes,
Each with a coral tip, Sir!
Why, overall a charming lass.
Oh yes, she was a pip, Sir!
There's just one thing that I might change,
If I could have my wish, Sir!
I would love her just the way she is...
If the bottom half weren't fish, Sir!
Donovan Baldwin
